Story 1: Pilot and Photographer Story..!
Young man John was told that a plane would be waiting at airport for him. After arriving at airport, he spotted a plane warming up outside hanger.
John went there, jumped in and said, “Let’s go.”
Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in air, John said to pilot, “Fly low over the valley so that i can take pictures of fire on hill.”
Pilot asked, “Why?”
John replied, “Because i am photographer for CNN and i need to get some close up shots of that hill.”
Pilot was silent for moment and then stammered, “So, what you are telling me is…. Your are not my Flying Instructor..?”
Moral:
Life is Short. Always Ask, Never Assume.
Story 2: Scientist and God…!
Once God was sitting in Heaven and one day a scientist came to him, “God, we don’t need you anymore.
Science had finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in beginning.”
God replied, “Oh, is that so? Tell me more..”
Scientist replied, “Well. We can take dirt and form it into likeness of you and breathe life into it. Thus creating a man.”
God replied, “That’s very interesting.. Show me..”
So, both God and scientist went down to earth. Scientist bend down on land and started to mold soil into shape of man.
“No.. No..”, interrupted God and said, “Get your own dirt.”
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